Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Got nothing?

I got nothing. No movement in the aforementioned list. I'm spending alot of time staring at things. For your information, things don't move much when you stare at them. Did you know that a burrito bol at Chipotle has something like 30,000 calories? They portray this as the healthy alternative, but it really only cuts your heart attack rate down by a fifth.

I've decided that my eyes are getting more squinty as I get older. Now, many of you would call that wrinkling, but come on, we all know that I've beat that aging thing along time ago. in 01, I was part of a post millenium secret DNA experiment where myself and Nicole Kidman were injected with the post yoga class sweat of Madonna. We're both good to go until 2080!

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